Director: Benjamin Christensen
Country: Denmark
Year: 1922

BACKGROUND

Benjamin Christensen was born in Denmark (That is what “Danish” means, right? A citizen of Denmark? Couldn’t they come up with a less confusing derivation than that? Denmarkians, perhaps? Denmarkites?) in 1879. His Wikipedia article is only four lines long, so we’re kickin’ it freestyle it this week. In the picture below, Christensen is on the left. At the right? Lon Chaney.

In 1902, he began a career as a professional opera singer. In 1913, he released his first film, Det Hemmeligheds fulde X (The Mysterious X), doing triple duty as writer, director and star. The story of The Mysterious X was nothing groundbreaking: a pulpy spy yarn about an accused traitor. The film itself, however, won accolades for its remarkable visual style and artistic ambition. Christensen was hailed as the premier experimenter of Danish cinema, a sort of Danish D.W. Griffith.

Carl Theodor Dreyer characterized Christensen as “a man who knew exactly what he wanted and who pursued his goal with uncompromising stubbornness.”

Regarding the Film Director, Christensen said that “like any other artist he should reveal his own individuality in his own work.” As a student of film history, you may recognize this as a nice encapsulation of the “auteur theory” espoused later by Truffaut and others.

Today, Christensen is best known as the writer and director of this week’s 1922 film, Häxan (The Witch). He also gave himself the best role: Satan. Häxan is an ostensibly scientific, but also lurid and comic, history of satanic practices and the church’s terrible punishment of those who would dare kiss the greasy buttocks of the Horned One. Though Häxan was widely acclaimed, its graphic depictions of grave-robbing, organ-stealing, devil-copulation, and urine-throwing resulted in plenty of pulpit-pounding condemnation and legal trouble.

Christensen (who, according to Wikipedia, also went by the names “Benjmain Christie” and “Richard Bee”) was then invited to work in Berlin, where he directed three films. He also acted in one notable film while in Berlin, playing the ambiguously gay “Master” in Carl Theodor Dreyer’s 1924 film, Mikaël (aka Chained).

From 1926 to 1929, Christensen lived and worked in Hollywood, directing such now-forgotten films as The Haunted House and The House of Horrors. Before the outbreak of WWII, he returned to Denmark, where he directed several films tackling “hot-button” social issues such as divorce and abortion.

For the last 17 years of his life, Benjamin Christensen managed a small movie theater in the suburbs of Copenhagen. He died in April 1959.

SYNOPSIS

Full Title, per the titlecard: The Witch – A presentation from a cultural and historical point of view, in 7 chapters of moving pictures.

The film opens with a scary man’s face, which I’ll assume is Benjamin Christensen, the director.

“Let us look into the history of mysticism and try to explain the mysterious chapter known as The Witch…” we are invited by an intertitle, and away we go. The first part of the film is basically an educational slide show presented by Christensen, on the history of belief in evil spirits; lots of ancient woodcuts and paintings depicting devils and witches and the sinful suffering in hell, with the occasional intrusion of Christensen’s pointing stick, focusing our attention on an important detail: “See how the demon is devouring the sinner’s entrails…” etc. He also displays a sort of 3D Popup Eternal Torment Funbook for our edification. The entire film is shot in black and white, but then tinted either red or blue, for reasons that remain unclear. This first part is interesting if you’re into this sort of thing, but I did find myself thinking: “Is the whole film gonna be like this?”

Luckily for you and me, Christensen jams it into delirious, demonic overdrive in Chapters 2 through 7, which are live-action recreations of satanic rites, homicidal knife-wielding nuns, urine-throwing, desecration of holy icons, possessed women kissing the buttocks of Beelzebub, the liberal application of both Witch Powder and Witch Ointment, the Horned One bursting forth from an upright piano, and urine throwing. Did I say urine-throwing twice? Let me say it once more, because it cannot be stressed enough: Urine-throwing.

Häxan has pretensions of scientific inquiry, offering “modern” (circa 1922) psychiatric explanations for the behavior of accused witches, clucking its tongue audibly at the primitive superstitions of ye olden tymes, but at its heart, it’s an exploitation film. You can almost hear the narrator for the trailer: “Your skin will CRAWL as you witness for the FIRST TIME the PERVERSE RITES of satanic NUNS! SEE! The horrifying implements of TORTURE used by the SADISTIC priests of the INQUISITION! SCREAM! As the LORD OF THE UNDERWORLD demands his sickening payment in the FLESH of VIRGINS! CHILDREN ABSOLUTELY NOT ADMITTED!”

There is so much weirdness in this week’s film that I gave up on a regular synopsis. Instead, I’ve simply included the text of my favorite title cards…

When primitive man is confronted with something incomprehensible, the explanation is always sorcery and evil spirits (ed. note: or God)

The belief in evil spirits, sorcery and witchcraft (ed. note: and God) is the result of naïve notions about the mystery of the universe…

Observe the eagerness with which the devils tend to the fire under the cauldrons!

The floating figure is a devil coming to rescue the witch

In this image a witch is milking an axe handle

In the following image a witch has bewitched a man’s shoe

Witches usually meet in councils. After a meeting they might, for example, sneak into a barn and bewitch a cow.

Notice how the sick person is laying naked in bed

It was generally believed that the witches were naked when, at night, during the so-called “Witches’ Sabbath” they danced with the devils

Women who wished to participate would seek out a sorcerer, who would smear their backs with “Witch Ointment”

First they desecrate the Holy Cross, then the devil gives each one a Devil Name

All witches had to show respect to the Devil by kissing his behind

We go now to the underground cave of a sorceress…

“Ugh! What a stench! The thief’s body has been hanging too long on the gallows!”

“When such a thief’s finger is too dried out, it can no longer lend the brew any healing power.”

“Karna, can you perchance get me a love potion that has power over a pious man of the church?”

“Here, young maiden, take a potion of cat feces and dove hearts boiled in the moonlight.”

“Hold your coin, maiden! First smell my ointment!”

“O Holy Mother forgive us, for cutting open a dead person’s body with a knife.”

“Damned woman! You shall not lie here and bewitch the legs of honest people!”

As it was with witchcraft, so it was with the Devil. (ed. note: and God) People believed in him so strongly that he became real.

Is it from the eternal fright of the pyre that you get drunk every night, Old Woman of the Middle Ages?

High up in the air is Apelone’s dream castle, and there the Devil will fulfill all of her secret wishes

If she floats, she will be pulled up and burned. If she sinks, the judges thank God for her innocence.

“My husband could not have been struck by dizziness so suddenly, unless a sorceress had bewitched him!”

“The power of lead will soon reveal it!”

“Jesus’ Holy Cross and Wounds! I did not hear you come, Maria the Weaver!”

“The youngest servant of the Inquisition may not exchange words with a maiden.”

“Let’s go, young men, before her feet are lifted, so that the evil witch won’t turn us all into mice!”

“Now you can have a scalding death! Just what you deserve, you damned Mistress of the Devil! ”

Two “honest” matrons change the witch in jail, so that she will not wear witch powder.

“Does she see this length of consecrated wax as Corpus Christi?”

“Well, Rasmus the Executioner! Let now the evil witch’s body sting!”

“Oh Learned Men! I confess that I have given birth to many children fathered by the Devil!”

“Trina has smeared me with Witch Ointment!”

“And a meal of toads and unchristened children was cooked by Karna!”

“And Elsa, who kicked me some time ago, shall also burn at the stake.”

During the Witchcraft Era, it was dangerous to be old and ugly, but it was not safe to be young and pretty, either.

“Bare your body, brother! I’ll whip your sinful body and your poor soul into faith healing!”

“In the name of the Holy Trinity, if you are not a witch, you shall now shed tears! See for yourself! You cannot shed tears, because you are allied with the Evil One!”

“Why do you taunt me, monk?”

“Silly boy! Do you not know that witches smear themselves with spittle, so that we might believe it to be tears?”

The witch madness, like a spiritual plague, ravages wherever these judges go.

Many women confess that – transformed into cats – they soiled the altar during the night…

For each knot, a pregnancy is destroyed. And the happiness of a whole house could be ruined with witch hair and metal crosses.

You and I would also confess mysterious talents under the use of such tools, isn’t that so?

One of my actresses insisted on trying the thumbscrew… I will not reveal the terrible confessions I extracted after only one minute

…these unhappy women wrote down with touching simplicity how the Devil penetrated the convent.

“Sister Cecilia is conniving with the Evil One!”

How must these religious women have suffered, before their nerves abandoned them and insanity broke out?

Like a witch forced by the devil, this woman – both when sleeping and awake – gives way to a mysterious craving to strike matches.

The hysterical person will undoubtedly say that these celebrities come to her through the wall or window.

“No, Doctor, I do not feel you touching my back at all.”

“It is as I feared; your daughter suffers from hysteria.”

Poor little hysterical witch!

Centuries have passed and the Almighty of Medieval Times no longer sits in his Tenth Sphere… we no longer sit in church, terrified of the devils in the frescoes. The witch no longer flies away on her broom over the rooftops. But isn’t superstition still rampant among us?

We no longer burn our old and poor, but do they not often suffer bitterly?

And the little woman whom we call hysterical, alone and unhappy, is she not still a riddle for us?

WHAT I LIKED

Did you READ those quotes above? Did I MENTION the urine-throwing?

The special effects are ingenious (I love the coven of witches flying over the town), the acting is suitably hysterical, and the chapters are cleverly interwoven. Some of the cinematography is pretty fantastic, for a film made in the early 20’s. Some of the scenes where the Devil (played by the director!) appears are genuinely creepy.

WHAT I DIDN’T LIKE SO MUCH

This is a silent film, so the folks at Janus put together a soundtrack of classical music (including selections by Schubert, Wagner, Bruch, Mozart, Tchaikovsky, Gluck, and Beethoven) and tacked it on. Apparently, this is a pretty close approximation of the soundtrack used during the film’s premiere, but I found it irritating. Sometimes the music fits, and sometimes it is wildly inappropriate. Worse, the soundtrack never ends! If I remember correctly, there was not one moment of silence, and that became somewhat grating.

Some scenes – particularly those that take place in hell and in the sorceress’ cave – are so dark that it’s a bit difficult to tell what is going on.

Despite all of the satanic rites and gratuitous nudity, I did start to feel a bit bored of it all near the end. I attribute this more to a modern filmgoer’s impatience with primitive film technique than to anything lacking in the film. Still I would have enjoyed it more if it was about 20 minutes shorter.

SHOULD YOU SEE IT?

This is the first film in this set that found me regularly laughing out loud in amazement and saying, “Did I REALLY just see two witches squatting to urinate in buckets, so that they could toss the Satanic Whizz on the doorway of an enemy? My goodness.” If that description sounds like a movie you’d enjoy, Häxan contains this scene and much, much more besides.

If you have the patience for a silent film, and you are interested in the history of witchcraft or the Inquisition or the depiction of these subjects in exploitation/horror films, I heartily recommend Häxan.

For a witch-tastic double feature, follow it up with Witchfinder General, starring Vincent Price.

Next: Ikiru