MAX AND JASON: DAY 6
“I will not eat at any restaurant that urges me to visit their ‘World Famous Gravy Bar’.”
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So we sped into Chicago singing along to Led Zeppelin- “Goin’ to Chicago... Going to Chicago... Sorry but I can't take you...” which is probably like some life goal of mine that I hadn’t realized before.
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Somebody is doing a brisk business selling embroidered patches which read “Helmet Laws Suck”.
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AS PER MY PLAN, I stayed up all night, skinny-dipping at William's.
Read MoreFINAL DAYS
Now that Logan and Grey are older, Haley's baby-scalping tendencies aren't such a concern.
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The squirrel is trying to use his metaphorical "nut" to move your butt. I thought I had made this perfectly clear.
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