THE TRANS AM INCIDENT: PART II
“How comforting to know that Jehovah remembers that we are dust!” - Watchtower magazine, 9/1/94
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THE TRANS AM INCIDENT: PART I
“Make no mistake - Satan wants to lead you to your ruin.” - Watchtower magazine, 4/15/93
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THE MOST AWESOME CONCERT EVER
"Of course! What could be more fulfilling for a guy? Touching your pee-pee AND talking to a rock star at the same time!" - Robin
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DRIVEN TO TEARS
In 1983, Eric and I were dedicated concertgoers, often getting in line 12 or more hours before the show, braving the dangers of inclement weather, tyrannical security personnel, and aggressive street musicians.
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THESE PINK LADIES ARE GETTING HORNIER BY THE MINUTE
I am 37 years old, after all, and it doesn’t really affect me if he believes that I am “consorting with the Father of All Lies” when I watch “The Omen” on late-night TV.
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YOU DON’T KNOW HOW IT FEELS
This was all before Susie married the mysterious Filipino lounge singer and disappeared, but that’s another story.
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JASON GOES TO HELL: PART II
The wound in my stomach had (mostly) stopped bleeding, so there seemed to be no reason I couldn’t dig a drainage field or break up some concrete.
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JASON GOES TO HELL: PART I
This was by no means the beginning of my troubles; within the recent past I had experienced unemployment, staples hammered into my flesh, and vomiting on myself in a ditch at night during a torrential rainstorm.
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