Month: November, 2008
Sun 30 Nov 2008
FIFI LYRICS 8: BONUS TRACKS
Category: fifi
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This is a bit ridiculous, since there is only one “BONUS TRACK” with lyrics worth mentioning. But if that’s what you were looking for, you’re in the right place.
THE FIFI STORY
I said this is the story of a band named fifi
We come a long way, but it wasn’t very easy
We played in Yakima, London, and [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
FIFI HISTORY 6: EVERYBODY SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER AND LIVE IN PEACE AND HARMONY
Category: Audio, Video, fifi
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NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error.
Sensing the Approach of Nightfall,
fifi Places All [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
FIFI LYRICS 6: EVERYBODY SHOULD LOVE EACH OTHER AND LIVE IN PEACE AND HARMONY
Category: fifi
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EVIL DAIRY PRODUCTS
(Part I of “Evil Dairy Products”)
We were sailors on the lightwaves
Spanning the galaxies
Heading for our homeworld
The land of milk and cheese
‘Til on your backward planet
We were forced to ditch
When somebody, somewhere
Threw the wrong switch
Storming through the nations
Committing atrocities
We are evil; we are milk
We are wicked; we are cheese
When somebody, somewhere
Pulled the wrong lever
They [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
SKIPPY’S OUTTA JAIL
CHORUS:
Skippy’s outta jail (boy oh boy!)
Fills my teenage heart with joy
Ain’t makin’ license plates no more
He’s a different man, fer sure!
“When’s he comin’ home?”
My girlfriends say
He’s comin’ home tonight!
Comin’ to stay!
He can grow his hair
And watch TV
And he can make
A happy girl of me
He can clean his guns
And sharpen his knives
And he can [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error.
fifi Cries ‘Havoc’ and Lets Slip the [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error.
Fearing Reprisals, fifi Plays it Safe
THE REQUIREMENT [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
FIFI LYRICS 4: DON’T EAT BRICKS
Category: fifi
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WE’RE A BAND
(Infested with the Rabies of Talent)
Hey we’re fifi
And we’re gonna rock you
We might offend you
And possibly shock you
Give us your money
And come to our concerts
Buy all our albums
And buy all our t-shirts
CHORUS:
We’re infested with the rabies of talent
Infected with the smallpox of greatness
We love our fans
Our music’s trash
And we know it, too
What do [...]
Sun 30 Nov 2008
FIFI LYRICS 2: DOES ITS DUTY
Category: fifi
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SKIPPY’S OUTTA JAIL
CHORUS:
Skippy’s outta jail (boy oh boy!)
Fills my teenage heart with joy
Ain’t makin’ license plates no more
He’s a different man, fer sure!
“When’s he comin’ home?”
My girlfriends say
He’s comin’ home tonight!
Comin’ to stay!
He can grow his hair
And watch TV
And he can make
A happy girl of me
He can clean his guns
And sharpen his knives
And he can [...]
Sat 29 Nov 2008
FIFI LYRICS 1: LIVE AND RABID
Category: fifi
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DEATH POODLE
Cycle 1: Instrumental
Cycle 2:
It’s getting close to midnight
And the darkness fills your room
But don’t you fall asleep
And don’t feel safe too soon
You wake up in a cold sweat
Rising from a dream
Open your eyes and what you see
Makes you try to scream
An evil poodle at your neck
You can feel his breath
An evil poodle, his fur [...]
Sun 9 Nov 2008
FIFI HISTORY 8: BONUS TRACKS
Category: Audio, Video, fifi
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NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error.
Eyesight Failing, fifi Sits Bereft and AloneAmongst [...]
