Month: November, 2008


This is a bit ridiculous, since there is only one “BONUS TRACK” with lyrics worth mentioning. But if that’s what you were looking for, you’re in the right place. THE FIFI STORY I said this is the story of a band named fifi We come a long way, but it wasn’t very easy We played [...]


NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error. Sensing the Approach of Nightfall, fifi [...]


EVIL DAIRY PRODUCTS (Part I of “Evil Dairy Products”) We were sailors on the lightwaves Spanning the galaxies Heading for our homeworld The land of milk and cheese ‘Til on your backward planet We were forced to ditch When somebody, somewhere Threw the wrong switch Storming through the nations Committing atrocities We are evil; we [...]


SKIPPY’S OUTTA JAIL CHORUS: Skippy’s outta jail (boy oh boy!) Fills my teenage heart with joy Ain’t makin’ license plates no more He’s a different man, fer sure! “When’s he comin’ home?” My girlfriends say He’s comin’ home tonight! Comin’ to stay! He can grow his hair And watch TV And he can make A [...]


NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error. fifi Cries ‘Havoc’ and Lets Slip [...]


NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error. Fearing Reprisals, fifi Plays it Safe [...]


WE’RE A BAND (Infested with the Rabies of Talent) Hey we’re fifi And we’re gonna rock you We might offend you And possibly shock you Give us your money And come to our concerts Buy all our albums And buy all our t-shirts CHORUS: We’re infested with the rabies of talent Infected with the smallpox [...]


SKIPPY’S OUTTA JAIL CHORUS: Skippy’s outta jail (boy oh boy!) Fills my teenage heart with joy Ain’t makin’ license plates no more He’s a different man, fer sure! “When’s he comin’ home?” My girlfriends say He’s comin’ home tonight! Comin’ to stay! He can grow his hair And watch TV And he can make A [...]


DEATH POODLE Cycle 1: Instrumental Cycle 2: It’s getting close to midnight And the darkness fills your room But don’t you fall asleep And don’t feel safe too soon You wake up in a cold sweat Rising from a dream Open your eyes and what you see Makes you try to scream An evil poodle [...]


NOTE: Citing my notoriously faulty memory and my tendency toward “mendacious untruth” (not my words), various fifi alumni and supporters have graciously added corrections and additions where necessary throughout this series. If there are no corrections in the article below, that must indicate that my recollections are without error. Eyesight Failing, fifi Sits Bereft and [...]