THE FIXX (AND HOW TO GET IT): PART I
“Hey, you guys!” Eric shouts with barely-contained glee, “I think GENE SISKEL is going to be here tonight!”
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COACHELLA 2007 IN FRAGMENTS
I imagined walking into Target a month hence, and seeing those cute young cashiers with their nose piercings and their low-slung jeans, and having to admit that I had bailed on the long-awaited reunion of Rage Against the Machine because I had a cold, and that humiliation was intolerable to me.
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INTO THE FOREST
“He claims he’s just relocating the squirrels,” notes Ed, as the film fades to black.
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BEFORE AND AFTER “BACK TO THE FUTURE”
They’d wink at you like you were in on the plan, and if you didn’t let them steal the notebook paper they’d call you a fag and punch you in the chest, hard, and you’d feel like crying but you couldn’t because there was a line of 20 other students waiting to buy Sweet-Tarts and pink erasers.
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